Thumb Warmer

When you stick your thumb in a female's asshole while you're banging her doggy style. If she complains, you say it was to keep your thumb warm.

Bro, I was banging this chick doggy style behind a dumpster for hours and I gave her a thumb warmer. She was into it.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 May 25, 2025

Goat thumb

It's the same thing as a clubbed thumb but sounds a lit cooler and less demeaning.

Hey did you see Megan Fox has a goat thumb!!

by Walter502 May 30, 2025

Thumb

A woman who's big, fat, slob

God Almighty!!! Look at that hideous thumb!!!

by HCM of The Anti-Fatty League June 12, 2025

Thumb Bouncer

Chef Mike

Chef Mike is a heavy thumb bouncer

by Biggyboichungus October 22, 2025

thumbs-diagonal

Somewhat better than "thumbs-horizontal" --- i.e., where you don't know "one way or da other" or " whether it's a 'ding' or 'buzz'" --- in dat you think you've got a better-than-fifty-fifty chance of a positive outcome, but cannot be sure enough yet to do da Fonzie-gesture.

My buddy asked me to run in da store to ask if they were giving out free calendars this year; da clerk said dat they might be, but hadn't heard for sure yet, so I came out and gave my friend a thumbs-diagonal sign.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025

Hairy Thumb

A nickname that is used in someone who in which doesn’t have a jawline nor neck to the extent where you look like a “Hairy Thumb” from almost any angle.

How’s it going, Hairy Thumb?

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

Shotgun Thumb

A collection of small cuts and wounds on one’s thumb from excessive beer shotgunning, earned through repeated puncturing of the beer can.

Similar to that of World War 2 American soldiers getting Garand Thumb, just less heroic

Woke up with a serious case of SGT (Shotgun Thumb) must’ve been a FERDA send.

by Smurpho16 December 15, 2025