Smurpho16's definitions

Shotgun Thumb

A collection of small cuts and wounds on one’s thumb from excessive beer shotgunning, earned through repeated puncturing of the beer can.

Similar to that of World War 2 American soldiers getting Garand Thumb, just less heroic

Woke up with a serious case of SGT (Shotgun Thumb) must’ve been a FERDA send.

by Smurpho16 December 15, 2025

Buffalo Sober

When you quit hard drugs and weed , but still maintain a constant buzz from booze.

Trevor: I'll forever be California Sober, can't stop puffin doinks

Sean: I'm more of a Buffalo Sober, constantly having 15 beers throughout the day to keep my buzz up

by Smurpho16 February 10, 2025