wet balloon

When a man ejaculates into a condom during sex, blows it up like a balloon, and proceeds to spray the contents of the condom onto the receiver as the condom deflates.

Bro, I picked this girl up at JD’s after the duster last Thursday and she asked me to give her the wet balloon.

by Urban Dick 13-3 October 7, 2023

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Wet Isaiah

A wet Isaiah is what you call it when you use hot car oil as lube for an intense session of gay sex.

Hey baby, you want to try out the wet Isaiah? I want to heat things up!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022

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Noun- An absolute fucking waste of space. The deepest cut words can muster.

Noun - A person who should never have been born and will continue to (unintentionally) reinforce this upon everyone they interact with. Turns precious Oxygen gas used by humans into poisonous carbon dioxide.

Contributes nothing to society except embarrassment.

Jeff, hit the bong and stop being such a Wet Mango

by WilliamTheFoe October 31, 2021

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Wet toe

When you kick someone in the ass and your toe gets wet.

Guy 1: man, Chris got some mean swampass I kicked his ass and got a mean wet toe

by Sayrus September 19, 2018

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Wet Sweat

Wet Sweat is the result of rain in a humid climate. Protecting yourself from the rain with a coat results in self perspiration. Thus you are wet and sweaty.

Decided to wear my raincoat today but caught a serious cause of wet sweat.

by DJswade November 15, 2009

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