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Advanced Shake n Bake

Advanced Shake n Bake is when you put ethylamine, lithium, Coleman's Camp Fuel, added to the soda stream bottle. A beaker has freebase Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane. You should see little tiny Bronze beads start forming around the RV (Reaction Vessel, Soda Stream Bottle) floating just on top of the NP mixed around with the Li within the first 10 minutes if everything is going well. Swirl the bottle and/or heat with blow-dryer as needed to keep the reaction continuing strong throughout this process. Continue this process for probably about 25 – 45 minutes, until approximately 3/4 of the Li in the RV has been converted to Bronze. Then add Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane into the RV through a funnel. Then Shake the fuck out of the bottle and heat with hair dryer and burp it to release Ethylamine pressure. The advantage of Ethylamine over Ammonia is less burping and less pressure required for keeping it liquid. Then you get Dextroamphetamine.
Dave: I made Speed (Dextroamphetamine. Not Methamphetamine, Amphetamine.) by using Advanced Shake n Bake. Thanks, Coleman's Camp Fuel, Heptane, Phenylpropanolamine, Lithium that got bronzed, liquid Ethylamine, and Li(NH2CH2CH3)4
by CognitiveFuel November 20, 2024
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He burnt my shake

When your friend whoops your behind in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Jimmy: Eat shit, John.
John: He burnt my shake.
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Cake shake

When you poop in somebody’s mouth then break it up with pee
Let me give you a cake shake
by MrDiddy August 1, 2025
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Shake

A word that can be used in a positive context or a negative context

“When something tremendous happens”
Me: my girl broke up with me!
Boys: Shake

OR

Me: “I bought a new car”
The family: Shakeee
by Jatt jamison February 7, 2023
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Spiderman Shake

Noun. A handshake where one or more participants has semen on their hand.
J: He agreed to pay $35 to shake my girlfriend's hand.

R: There must be a catch, like he's going to give her a spiderman shake or something.
by BigDaaave April 24, 2017
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chocolate brain shake

This act is performed on a recent deceased corps. First you sergically removing the brain then placing it in a blender mixing with fresh human excrement and seamen. You then begin to blend up with ice and serve up in a pint class which the u drink till ur hearts contempt!
Yo mate i could do with one those "chocolate brain shakes"that u made me the other day it tasted nutty which sent my taste bud wild.
by natural born kaners December 25, 2009
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Giggle shake

When you hug a girl and she grinds her front hips on you to feel your erection. Bonus points if she giggles
Keri totally gave me a giggle shake yesterday, it was amazing
by MartinLubeHerThingJr September 18, 2016
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