Noodle-mouthing

Receiving oral sex from someone who has a mouth full of cooked noodles.

John: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Steve: Oh, the usual. Just some making-out, fingering, noodle-mouthing...

John: Lucky guy.

Steve: I know.

by NayaFreya November 9, 2011

noodle

a cool person who can beat the living shit out of you

and loves lady gaga and miley cyrus

ME: I LOVE BRITTENY SPEARS

NOODLE: I LOVE LADY GAGA

by cake on rie August 23, 2011

Noodle Candy

Raw Ramen Noodles.

"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."

by Smoker Face October 12, 2011

Noodle Texting

Texting while noodle grooving

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....

by Puddle guts October 8, 2023

Death Noodle

Slang term for a snake. First appeared in memes and forums.

"Hey do your remember that pit in Indiana Jones? It was FULL of death noodles!"

by MrMprikiman October 12, 2023

poodle to yo noodle

a gun to your head.

Gangy 1: I put the poodle to yo noodle now you drippin red sauce.
Gangy 2: Ong.

by sexecutive October 28, 2023

Cum Noodling

When you cum in your partner, then slurp the cum from your partners orifice slurping it like a noodle.

Me and my partner like cum noodling after I have not came in a very long time resulting in an overflowing orifice that is ready to cum noodle.

by Karbonyx November 1, 2023