An irresistible anatomic attractant. Used exclusively by the female of a species as a device for exerting total domination over an unwitting, disoriented victim. It is often adorned, modified, beautified and/or scented in an attempt to disguise its nefarious purpose. Traditionally, innocent adolescent boys invariably succumb to this inescapable force, blinded by the singular intention of being consumed by it; sadly, the disposition of older males does not improve with experience.
As men, we have all been caught in the Hairy-V trap. The lucky ones die quickly, but most die a slow painful death; the few that do manage to escape, destined to willingly again succumb.
by YAWA July 18, 2016
Get the Hairy-V trapmug. when getting your partner from behind, you secretly get a sharp object of some sort and make a decent sized wound on the upper thigh and then proceed to finger the wound.
by Jordan T. Reed January 25, 2004
Get the trap doormug. A gentlemen who was required to "take one for the team" (i.e. the act of defiling a lady of size as part of an overall "team strategy") is lured and trapped by an unwanted and unexpected act of face-sitting.
by Five Dollar Dazzle January 12, 2011
Get the Trapped Chilean Minermug. The strongest insult of all.
If anything is compared to this, even 'ur granny tranny', it will be instantly fodderized, that's how fucking bad it is.
This is extremely fuckin' risky, it's so risky, that there's a 0.008% chance of the sun transforming into a blue supergiant star.
If anything is compared to this, even 'ur granny tranny', it will be instantly fodderized, that's how fucking bad it is.
This is extremely fuckin' risky, it's so risky, that there's a 0.008% chance of the sun transforming into a blue supergiant star.
Ben: Hey faggot, your granny tranny.
Steve: Little does he know..
Ben: What, trans-grandmother haver?
Steve: YOUR GRANDPAP A TRAP
* The sun disappears from sight in the bright blue sky, and appears as a blue supergiant, absorbing the inner 4 planets , and destroying the asteroid belts.
Steve: Little does he know..
Ben: What, trans-grandmother haver?
Steve: YOUR GRANDPAP A TRAP
* The sun disappears from sight in the bright blue sky, and appears as a blue supergiant, absorbing the inner 4 planets , and destroying the asteroid belts.
by your grandmother transmother March 26, 2018
Get the ur grandpap a trapmug. A Mexican booby trap is when you get your partner butt ass naked laying on their floor and not within reach of any sort of object that could be used for clean up. You then proceed to take a shit on their chest. Once you have a good sized shit on their chest tell them you're going to go get something to clean it off in the bathroom. Go to the bathroom and wipe your ass. After you come back and put your clothes back on, proceed to walk out the door without saying anything or helping them clean it up. If they try to move, the shit will fall off and get everything dirty.
Greg: So did you ever end up dumping that one girl?
Jake:Yeah man, Once I was ready to dump her I decided to Mexican Booby Trap her and bail. I wonder if she ever got out of it?
Jake:Yeah man, Once I was ready to dump her I decided to Mexican Booby Trap her and bail. I wonder if she ever got out of it?
by ope123 April 14, 2011
Get the Mexican Booby Trapmug. A device used in the movie, Saw. This device hooks into the upper and lower jaws of a person. They must find a key to unlock the device or it will rip their jaws apart.
When the timer on the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. Think of it like a reverse bear trap.
by darkdragonflames132 May 13, 2005
Get the reverse bear trapmug. A finishing move in an intellectual debate in which the user of this phrase is beginning to lose the argument and is using this as his final move to defeat the enemy once and for all.
There is ONLY ONE counter to this phrase, when you use this phrase and the other person responds with "No U", that means you lost. Just accept your losses and leave the debate.
However, if the opponent says "no U" you COULD respond with "no U squared" and the other person has one response "no U cubed", if it gets to this extent the entire earth could explode so you have to be VERY careful when going this far.
There is ONLY ONE counter to this phrase, when you use this phrase and the other person responds with "No U", that means you lost. Just accept your losses and leave the debate.
However, if the opponent says "no U" you COULD respond with "no U squared" and the other person has one response "no U cubed", if it gets to this extent the entire earth could explode so you have to be VERY careful when going this far.
Opponent: A good leader can engage in a debate frankly and thoroughly, knowing that at the end he and the other side must be closer, and thus emerge stronger. You don't have that idea when you are arrogant, superficial, and uninformed.
You: Well ur granpap a trap
Opponent: (GASPS) No U
You: No U Squared
Opponent: No U Cubed
You: I am sorry, I did not mean to antagonize you sir, please excuse me Ill do anything.
Opponent: You can suck my ****
You: Okay that is fine sir I don't want to destroy this entire planet (Sucks penis intently)
Opponent: Ugh this is nice
Everyone lives happily ever after
You: Well ur granpap a trap
Opponent: (GASPS) No U
You: No U Squared
Opponent: No U Cubed
You: I am sorry, I did not mean to antagonize you sir, please excuse me Ill do anything.
Opponent: You can suck my ****
You: Okay that is fine sir I don't want to destroy this entire planet (Sucks penis intently)
Opponent: Ugh this is nice
Everyone lives happily ever after
by nastyheatnor April 6, 2018
Get the Ur granpap a trapmug.