Tiny Twat

1.) A person, usually female, that is of a short stature. In addition to the height ailment, this person usually bears an attitude like that of a twat, going to unusual lengths just to be a bitch.

Studies have shown a link between twat-like females and the vertically challenged, doctors are referring to them as 'Tiny Twats'.

by HashedPotatos May 20, 2009

Twat Dick

1. When someone's being an idiot through dickish motives.

2. A less harsh way to call your friend a dick

dude, that's my beer you twat dick

(Playing GTA) why did you crash me on the corner you fucking twat dick.

by TopNotchBants(y) November 27, 2015

flappy twat

A worn out vagina. (May whistle while you walk)

"damn man she had such a flappy twat my dick got sad"

by Soggy nuts March 15, 2016

back twat

opposite of front bum ie female anus

by jonny the rocker September 13, 2003

Twat #1

Rachel ;) oh aye? aye! ooo ;)LOL

Hey Twat #1 . . . Hey Twat#2 etc. etc.

by Gess who? April 10, 2005

Douche my twat

This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".

John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!

by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016

Twat-Deep

Being up to your elbow in something (ie. mud, money, a twat...)

Guy #1: Holy shit bro, I swear, last night I got twat-deep in Amy's pussy!
Guy #2: WTF!!

by Grant Martz September 11, 2007