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toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours
by Thank God For Police June 26, 2021
mugGet the toilet bitchingmug.

skibidi toilet

the state of mind that is shown on how ipad kids have absalutly no brain and anre fucking retarted
have you watched episode 72 or skibidi toilet yet?
by anonymous April 29, 2024
mugGet the skibidi toiletmug.

skibidi toilet

The Skibidi Toilet is singing the skibidi song.
by Knyynynyhnhnmnm December 28, 2023
mugGet the skibidi toiletmug.

Skibidi Toilet Fetish

A fetish for the small "community" of "people" who love Skibidi toilet and jerk off uncontrollably to a Skibidi toilet, it is unknown whether they love the head, the toilet, or both. It is suggested to stay as Far as possible from these "people"
Normal Person 1: "Hey dude! What are you doing?"
"Person" 2: "I'm jerking OoOff to SkiBidi Toilet..."
Normal Person 1: "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE JERKING OFF TO THAT SHIT!?"
"Person" 2: "his smile is SO.FUCKING.HOOAUUAGHA-HOT"
Mentally stable Therapist 3: *walks in* "You have a Skibidi Toilet Fetish! You sir need to go to Rehabilitation."
by SanityKing December 1, 2023
mugGet the Skibidi Toilet Fetishmug.

toilet failure

when your toilet starts failing
ayo my toilet is failing come help.
i hate toilet failure
by Jasmine Lucas September 10, 2020
mugGet the toilet failuremug.

Toilet head

At person who typically enjoys their beverages fresh from the shitter. There usually found anyplace that has a toilet or bowl with water in it.
1: Lmao did you see that retard over there!?!.

2: haha yeah, must be a toilet head.
by Ur mum reeks March 2, 2019
mugGet the Toilet headmug.

Toilet Plunger

The use of a toilet plunger handle as a makeshift dildo
I did the "Toilet Plunger" with Susan last night... she said that made my whole week!
by Direwolf December 16, 2022
mugGet the Toilet Plungermug.

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