Russian Surprise

Exotic sex position where the man drinks a whole bottle of vodka and jizzes in it. Then he shakes it up and turns it upside down sticking the neck of the bottle into a girls vagina. When the sperm empties from the bottle the male gives the girl anal and yells Surprise! in Russian

My vag hurts from my boyfriend giving me a Russian Surprise

by Thedarkkidfromdowntheblock May 10, 2011

gym bag surprise

When your Mom accidentally leaves her GIANT VIBRATOR in your gym bag when she sends clothes over to your new place.

Sam & Tom got a gym bag surprise the other day when they walked in on Mike felching Tucker.

by DaElite September 29, 2009

Banana Surprise

A banana surprise happens when a male is mid coitus with his female partner in the dark and says " Do you mind if I try something different?" After getting permission said male then reaches for a banana he has stowed earlier, peels it and then begins gently rubbing the banana on the females genitals. After a few minutes said female should ask what is that which then the male yells "Banana Surprise!" and shoves said banana into the females vagina at full force.

My girl said she was into magic so I Banana Surprised her ass.

by dmac67 November 19, 2010

Surprise Gherkin

To have sex with a girl anally when she isn't expecting it. Usually done in doggy style. Similar to that of finding a piece of gherkin on a cheeseburger when you thought you had got them all off.

God damn my ass is sore today. My boyfriend Surprise Gherkined me last night... He's such an ass.

by Miek* September 10, 2008

Lumberjack Surprise

When a man or woman is constipated and takes a dump on their sexual partner's chest, dressed as a lumberjack yelling "timber" right before the deuce drops.

I was getting kinky with my girlfriend and she asked me for a lumberjack surprise.

by RedheadDavis August 29, 2009

suprise attack

when doing doggy, the art of pretending to come on your bird's back by spitting then when she turns over, you spaff in her face!!!

Crystal wasn't happy when i spaffed in her face after a suprise attack!!

by theranch April 7, 2006

Kinda Suprise

When at a movie theater the guys makes a hole at the bottom of a popcorn box and shoves his cock in it so when the chick gets to it,shes suprised just like in a "KINDA SUPRISE".

Anthony:Oh you should of seen the other day mate, Rachel gave me and AWSOME handjob yesterday at hoyts!

Conor: Haha Nice,

Anthony: Yeah she even got a bit of a gobby in, I gave her a Kinda Suprise, she said it tasted pretty salty though

by Drummerboy_1993 March 14, 2009