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South African surprise

“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”

“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”

“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
by Roachykins May 28, 2018
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Berlin surprise

The act of organising a birthday party for someone on a WhatsApp group that they are on. To both maintain an air of semi-secrecy and still respect the birthday haver’s wish of no surprise party, messages are typed and sent ‘quietly’.
Griff: ok guys, next Wednesday it is
Meg: Thilo is on the group though so we all have to type quietly

Gabe: ah, a good ole’ Berlin surprise
by Ashley Coates March 2, 2023
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surprise

please tell me, it’s a surprise.
by hilolbyelol January 12, 2021
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Canadian surprise

When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.
Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.
by simpmanager May 28, 2022
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LOL Surprise

I’m gonna buy a LOL surprise doll
by Lol omg fan December 21, 2020
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Giles Surprise

Considered a euphemism for a brief or elongated stabbing or shanking, perpetrated by one person on another.
Ever been to Penn Station? I got a Giles Surprise in the bathroom and then they walked off with my wallet.
by Blimbardo May 22, 2021
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Snowball surprise

When you cum into your girlfriend's mouth and she doesn't swallow. Then she goes in for a kiss and spits it back into your mouth. The ultimate hate fuck.
Yeah man, I broke up with Megan after she gave me a snowball surprise. What a cumguzzler.
by Gabracadabra October 13, 2018
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