Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.
NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!
by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020
Get the Kerbal Space Programmug. My frat brothers and I decided that just 2 penises docked wasn't enough. So we got 5 bros all together and made a space station docking maneuver!
by Rimmerdude August 10, 2014
Get the space station dockingmug. a. A term often used to refer to a person who has just been released from Basic Military Training, and then proceeds to be placed in charge of all operations in a multi-billion dollar installation. Preferably while the rest of his or her "seasoned" crew sleeps.
b. A person who counts the number of objects flying over head in outer space, while attempting to ignore the b-movie marathon that is going on in the background.
Note: Once a Space Console Operator has developed enough knowledge to not fail at his or her job, they are ready immediately to be placed in a less taxing position where there focus can be placed on more entertaining sorts of things, like card games and naps.
b. A person who counts the number of objects flying over head in outer space, while attempting to ignore the b-movie marathon that is going on in the background.
Note: Once a Space Console Operator has developed enough knowledge to not fail at his or her job, they are ready immediately to be placed in a less taxing position where there focus can be placed on more entertaining sorts of things, like card games and naps.
Oh look a 352 piece break up! Let's go take a nap, watching the Space Console Operator work always makes me so tired.
by The Fallen Charly March 6, 2011
Get the Space Console Operatormug. Katie's middle name is Space-Man Africa
by haha i told u lol December 20, 2010
Get the Space-Man Africamug. A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.
by im u fucking sadist17 February 28, 2021
Get the jewish space lasermug. song from the creators of the popular All Your Base Are Belong to Us. This one's about space robots.
We are the space robots, we are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
by World Domination March 2, 2005
Get the The Terrible Secret Of Spacemug. On a one night stand with a very fat girl (preferably sunburnt), get her into a doggystyle position, then force a banana up her arse and one hard into her twat and kneel on her hair. She will scream and try to get up by lifting her arse. Jump on her back holding the bananas in place. Just like a kid on a space hopper.
by Hungry Horrace November 2, 2008
Get the Screaming Space Hoppermug.