Shoot-her

When you put a shooter on your finger and shove it into a girls vagina. After which you then turn her upside down, fill the glass and then proceed to take the shot.

Buddy: Dude have you ever Shoot-hered someone?
Dots: Yah dude i tried it last night... but the glass broke...
Buddy: Atta Girl

by That Cowardly Kid May 31, 2011

Shoot The Shit

It's a thing that true men do. It ussaly involves two men getting some shit(poop) and shooting it.

Father: Son today I'm going to make you a man.
Son: How?
Father: We're going to Shoot The Shit...literally.

by Weirdo Sheep September 6, 2016

Drag Shoot

When you fold over a few sheets of toilet paper and place them floating on top of the water like a river raft before you dump. When you shit, it lands on the paper, but doesn't allow water to splash up- thus attaining a splashless crap.

Charmin Ultra is the best material.

Dave: Dude, yesterday, I had the brown bomber attack.
Jake: Damn. Did you drag shoot it?
Dave: Of course, I don't want to have a wet seat!

by Jeff Ward December 9, 2007

Where is yo scooter

When ever someone talks down on you and you don’t have a comeback.
It comes from Nene Leakes season 10 catch phrase when Kim was talking baldly about her

After Troy kept roasting Quan he couldn’t think of any come backs so he said “Where is yo scooter”

by AquariusLamont December 18, 2020

scoot

1/British/ Australian slang :
to go on a 'drinking binge',to be 'off the wagon', to go on a 'pub crawl'.
2/ to run around crazily, to show signs of mental illness

1/"I think Mike's taken a knock to the head, he's really on the scoot"
2/"I saw Rob at the pub last night,he was really on the scoot"

by hamish.b. h June 11, 2006

Scooter

A pony tail. Just like the show Cousin Skeeter, you know. he was a chicken head

Hey, Scooter, nice scooter.

by GiadaDelauretiis December 24, 2007

crap shoot

Inserting your fingers into a vagina and wildly shaking them from side to side and up and down until she gushes, then taking your poon soaked hand and slinging it on her face.

Jeff finally got to finger his girlfriend but she squirted all over his mom's sofa...so he gave that little whore a crap shoot.

by Stanton R. April 23, 2008