the shark

If you go to a wing restaurant and your date is pissing you off, order the hottest possible wings.

Then when you take her home, munch on her box and you will set it on fire (figuratively speaking).

"That bitch was pissing me off last night, so i gave her the shark."

"Argggg yearh!"

by dipper_iz_bosna January 16, 2009

smarkie

a particularly smelly marker.

Person 1: Whoa, look at that smarkie!
Person 2: Smarkie? Dude, do you have Tourettes?
Person 3: Hell, where did the K come from?!

by chemicalchaos March 13, 2009

Smarkus Treet

massively potent cannabis, an uber-elite grade of marijuana, a "strain" of marijuana which has only the most extreme potential for intoxication.

"____________ took a job in Tha City,
a'workin foe tha man e'ry night and day
but he/she neva saw tha good side of Dat City,
til he/she got a hold of dat Smarkus Treet... !!!!!"

by howdemzdoodatswitechair, bwa? June 2, 2011

Smarky Butt

Irritable Smart Ass

Combo of Smart-Alec and Snarky

When John was channel surfing and would not give up control of the remote, he was a Smarky Butt.

by CaliforniaBrilliantBlonde April 26, 2016

Smarkle

Leftover coffee mixed with water and cigarettes butts

Mark: can You pass me the smarkle to put out my cig?

"You look like smarkle"

by The Knobhead June 24, 2018

smarkers

A word that I created for crazy. Like how people say “wack” or “righteous”.

“Hey did you hear that Barold rode is bike through the car wash?”

“Woah that’s smarkers.”

“What does that mean?”

“It’s a word I created for crazy. Like how people say “wack” or “righteous”.

“Isn’t that what the top thing says?”

by WitchDoctor101220 July 1, 2022

Smarky

Adj. The action of being a smark, a professional wrestling fan who has knowledge of the way the industry works, but enjoys it anyway.

Pro wrestling lives and dies by crowd reactions, so chants are not only crucial, but a fun way for fans to take part in the action. That all changes when a crowd is overwhelmingly smarky like in a post-WrestleMania crowd on Raw or the old black & gold era of NXT

by humanistsFTW February 6, 2024