salad eater

A person lacking in testoserone. A "new" man, a liberal. An effeminate man.

Pilates? That's a gym for salad eaters.

by Delusional October 14, 2003

salami nipples

Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal

Look at Duke's salami nipples

by Duke July 10, 2003

toss my salad

making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of someones ass and then shooting semen all over the place yelling that was a good tossed salad

Yo chad i want you to toss my salad now try to catch my semen

by Bigdongdizzle February 17, 2010

tossing salad

licking the corn hole

Bitch! You better toss my salad before I have to smack yo ass.

by Pimp daddy V September 10, 2003

Salad-dodger

Likes food a little too much

That salad-dodger is eating another KFC

by Rik Waller March 7, 2003

Salad Bowling

To stick ones thumb up the anus/colon of a small person (midget) and hurl across the room like a bowling ball.

Dorothy said to Toto, "do you fancy a game of Salad Bowling with these Munchkin's?"

Toto: Woof!

by VampireGUK February 25, 2008

Salad Patch

When a guy puts a cut up carrot, a sliced tomato and a head of lettuce inside of a girl's vagina and tops it with his own special sauce, then enjoys a tasty snack.

I hear you can get a good salad patch at West Potomac High School

by 000salad___000___fingers000 January 18, 2009