-if you get slowly drowned in gasoline, then revived, then hung on a cross, burnt alive, shot ten times in the head, 5 shots to the heart, then raped by a bull and made into soup for africans in serious situations that are not to be joked about it is then what is commonly called a Riperoni moment
Q: How Are Fart Magnitudes Measured?
A: The Ripster Scale
The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.
At the (fill in the blank mexican restaurant) the other night, I was standing at the urinal draining the main when a 9.2...possibly up to 9.5 Ripster scale fartquake exploded in the stall adjacent the urinal. I cut the stream off prematurely and headed for the exit with a texas-sized pee stain in my drawers.
A colloquial expression refer in to pillaging anal sex that, while still pleasurable, is akin to feeling as if your rectum is being splitopen and in half from the base of the spine all the way to the sternum.
Although Drake's girthy man meat made her feel like she was being ripped stem to stern, Sandy begged for more.
A variation of "RIP", or "Rest In Piece", usually used informally and as a response to a form of loss that isn't necessarily real-life death, and is usually minimal or overstated.
Person A: "I can't hang out today, my parents are making me clean the house"
Person B: "Rippo"