poon hound

Literally, someone who sniffs cycle seats; usually female's ones.

1. Someone who'll do anything for sexual kicks.

2. A sad individual who has no chance of 'the real thing'.

He's such a poon hound.

by Paulob March 30, 2008

poon

That asian kid who deals weed out of his chinese restaurant.

Yo poon lemme get some trees... and that sweet and sour chicken.

by matt April 1, 2005

poon

1: A person possessing little or no courage or moral resolve.
2: Used as a generic, often meaningless insult.

Don't one-up me poon.
Just do it already, don't be a poon.

by transience December 25, 2007

man poon

Another word for the male reproductive organ, most commonly used when referring to homosexual relations(sex).

Stephen Neirinick likes the man poon.

by kidda October 30, 2003

poon

1. The lurking muff

2. See alabama swamp ass

1. Hairy poon phreak, yo!

2. Phred, scope him slingin' the swamp ass in that muff's poon yo!!

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003

poison the waterhole

To ejaculate into ones own, or anothers belly button (Navel). Extra points are done if you can just get a quick squirt in without overflowing it.

Edward: fucking hell jeremy what took you so long on the shitter?

Jeremy: i had to have a few tries to poison the waterhole.

by Alex Dundizzle January 5, 2008

Poison

A flaw, a bad ingredient, something disgusting.
Towards things: Not good for you/your health
Towards a person: Not attractive, obese, too much make-up, no make-up, acne

"I'm not eating that poutine it's poison" or "Man, I can't do it, she's poison"

by Beanns February 28, 2014