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Office

a task or function that is related to one's position.
the nurse's offices
by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024
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Office

the daily liturgy consisting of psalms and prayers chanted by clergy members, including Roman Catholic priests and members of other religious orders.
Father O'Malley spent the morning leading the congregation in the Divine Office.
by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024
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Officer Balls

An antagonist from the hit video game Man: Ham Aslume.
Man: "Officer Balls..."
Jonkler: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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Officer Safety

Officer Safety (noun) – The ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for law enforcement. It’s the excuse cops use to justify unnecessary aggression or excessive force, even when there’s no real threat. Picture this: you’re already handcuffed on the ground, barely moving, and they still got an arm around your throat, shouting “Officer safety!” as if you’re the dangerous one. It’s less about actual safety and more about flexing power, giving them a free pass for brutality, no matter how much control they already have.
Example 1:
“I was pinned down, cuffed, and they’re still yelling ‘officer safety’ while roughing me up like I’m some kind of threat.”

Example 2:
“I handed over my ID, rolled up my window to wait, and they told me to roll it back down for ‘officer safety.’ Like I’m gonna attack them from inside the car while they’re running my license. All they had to do was write the ticket.”
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 15, 2024
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Officializedly

To make official like or done the whole 100%
The product was officializedly proven safe for kids
by The urbaner 4 life January 12, 2025
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OFFICER DAVID

OFFICER DAVID This means that nigga wanna be a cop so bad you sorry ash.
Man, you an Officer David for real tryna be a cop so bad. Whole time, yo ass just a fan with a walkie-talkie.
by XNXIETY January 31, 2025
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OFFICER DAVID

A black guy that's a fake ass long headed mind boggling ass cop. (Or someone that snitches)
MAN YOU A OFFICER DAVID SHUT YOUR RAT ASS UP.
by XNXIETY January 31, 2025
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