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Alaskan Mud Flap

When someone else has a trachea hole and you are fucking them deep in their throat, while you are orgasming, your seamen comes out of the other persons trachea hole and lands on your balls.
Bro 1: “Bro did you do the Alaskan Mud Flap?”
Bro 2: “Hell yeah man, my nuts are still sticky!”
by Big Boy Benjamin July 20, 2019
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Mayetta Mud Pie

Stomping a turd down the bath drain.
While soaking in the tub, James was unable to make it to the toilet and shit in himself. He had to perform the Mayetta Mud Pie to clean it up.
by Ol' Ball Coach July 31, 2023
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Oscillating Mud Sausage

The act of passing a piece of shit between two peoples asses back and forth for an indefinite amount of time or until it breaks apart or drops on the ground or just totally disintegrates.
Damn I was watching Devin and Adam perform the oscillating mud sausage but Adam clenched too hard and it broke!

I'm so sad, me and Ross were going for the world record attempt at the oscillating mud sausage but I dropped it on accident after just two hours!
by Jew_God February 1, 2018
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Mississippi Mud Bath

When someone uses your bath water to clean their posterior, while you are still taking a bath.
I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.
by Punker1977 December 4, 2019
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Alabama Mud Dog

When 6 black are in a circle and one white guys in the middle and the black guys proceed to shit on the white guy and turn him black.
Hey last night me and the boys (gabe, jonah,DJ,orly,daniel,and nick) gave troche an alabama mud dog. He is so black you can't even see him in the light.
by the 6 putsmeowwwws January 31, 2023
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Blowing mud

When your sitting on the jon and your bitch sucks off your dick for a $20 bag of cocaine
"I need my fix, give me a twenty." *Plop* "You know what you have to do bitch. Start BLOWING MUD HOE!"
by The Yetti May 16, 2006
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marietta mud pie

"verb" when a female gives a male a hand job and uses the mud from the ohio river as lube.
Yo dawg i got a marietta mud pie last night and now.........i dont have aids anymore....its amazing.....theres some good chemicals in the river!
by nblecntybaby March 27, 2009
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