foster mud mask

where a guy shits on a girls face, then rubs it in and lets it dry

woman: hay honey my pores are feelin a little dry.
man: do u want me 2 give a foster mud mask.

by yazpikle July 22, 2009

Mississippi Mud Pile

Well, You get five people, than (if there are women, they wear strap on's) than you stack on top of each other, and drench yourself in chocolate fudge.

Mississippi Mud Pile Is my favorite sex style.

by ManNamedJo October 8, 2018

Mayetta Mud Pie

Stomping a turd down the bath drain.

While soaking in the tub, James was unable to make it to the toilet and shit in himself. He had to perform the Mayetta Mud Pie to clean it up.

by Ol' Ball Coach July 31, 2023

Mississippi Mud Bath

When someone uses your bath water to clean their posterior, while you are still taking a bath.

I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.

by Punker1977 December 4, 2019

Oscillating Mud Sausage

The act of passing a piece of shit between two peoples asses back and forth for an indefinite amount of time or until it breaks apart or drops on the ground or just totally disintegrates.

Damn I was watching Devin and Adam perform the oscillating mud sausage but Adam clenched too hard and it broke!

I'm so sad, me and Ross were going for the world record attempt at the oscillating mud sausage but I dropped it on accident after just two hours!

by Jew_God February 1, 2018

Blowing mud

When your sitting on the jon and your bitch sucks off your dick for a $20 bag of cocaine

"I need my fix, give me a twenty." *Plop* "You know what you have to do bitch. Start BLOWING MUD HOE!"

by The Yetti May 16, 2006

marietta mud pie

"verb" when a female gives a male a hand job and uses the mud from the ohio river as lube.

Yo dawg i got a marietta mud pie last night and now.........i dont have aids anymore....its amazing.....theres some good chemicals in the river!

by nblecntybaby March 27, 2009