chaos magic 

The magic that Defender uses to get a firm grip on cock.

This one time Defender was beatin Callius off and he just couldn't do the job himself so he used chaos magic to not only beat Callius off, but to also clean his cock completely free of smegma. Silly smeghead, you use soap for that!

chaos magic by Cletus (I lurk now! I LURK NOW!) August 14, 2003

Blue Magic 

A phrase used when someone takes something that is already at its best or good and cuts it down or makes unneccessary changes. (In reference to the film American Gangster where other associates of Frank Lucas use his heroin for their own purposes cutting it down and denegrating it while still calling it Blue Magic)

A bartender pours a customer Petron on ice and the customer takes the drink and ask to add fruit juice or soda to the drink his friend would hate on him: "Blue Magic man! Blue Magic!"

Blue Magic by AurelioT March 8, 2010

monkey_magic 

A spazz that thinks he is funny but really he is not

monkey_magic by Anonymous August 28, 2003

minute magic 

a minute full of magic:)
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents

Hi, me 5 cents.
:):):)

minute magic by micnat January 8, 2005

Meercat Magic 

Backing into the final playoff spot in your league and pulling off the upset wins once the playoffs start.

Those guys in the Summer League lost their last seven games, but come playoff time, they pulled off some Meercat Magic and rolled to the Belmont Cup!

Meercat Magic by Jon Hockey December 9, 2008

Skullfvck Magic

1.a very sick demented old man who is commonly called by the name PAUL.

2.a man who loves to indulge in bestiality

3. a stupid person with a speech impediment.

skullfvck magic got his butt kicked again!

Skullfvck Magic by Jackass_STFU October 15, 2009

Maryland Magic 

Maryland Magic is the the shitty tree that you get in Maryland after you have let it furment for a long time so it gets super crystalized and chronic. As opposed to Cali crystal which is bought in California and is chronic from the get go. Also the name of nigaboo Zach Steffey's bong.

Damn son! That Maryland magic reminds me of our shit we smoke in the bay! or Man we killed our lungs all night with Maryland Magic. Shit was gravy.

Maryland Magic by Margerine ass handstand man October 21, 2009