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mercy fuck

The recipient of sex given to him/her by someone who would normally consider that person beneath him/her, or otherwise sexually undesirable.
In Woody Allen's movie CELEBRITY, the Kenneth Branagh character gets tossed a mercy fuck by the starlet played by Melanie Griffith; they both knew there would be no second act, that it was a unique occurrence.

If someone hot wanted to go to bed with you, and you thought they were just doing it as a mercy fuck, would you go ahead and enjoy it, or would pride get in the way?

There is very little difference between a mercy fuck and a pity fuck, but they are not the same as a sympathy fuck, which has more to do with make-up sex. Mercy fuck is more like winning the sex lottery.
by al-in-chgo February 18, 2010
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merch

1.) Merch (n.) - Short for merchandise. This abbreviation is commonly used on websites that have online stores.

2.) Merch (n./adj.) - Used to refer to a wide spectrum of strains of marijuana. It is used to describe commercial-grade buds. Merch many times smells pretty good and has noticeable hairs on it. It is many times seedy. It can be good, but it isn't sought after nearly as much as chronic, however it is much better than schwag. It differs from chronic and so-called "Kind Bud" in that the smoke is more harsh, it is flavorless, and it is not as potent.
1.) Yo, check out the merch page on the Type O Negative website.

2.) Man, I tried to buy some regular old merch the other day, but all we got around here is chronic.
by r0akh January 15, 2007
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Merm

Yo its freezin'!
Nigga grab the merm.
by daddyray November 19, 2011
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Mermaid

Mermaid-Slang for a girl who will let you do anything with her above the waist but goes into lockdown if you try messing with anything south of the belly button
Sharkisha-Ey that bitch is fine.

Ted-Nah man that bitch is a Mermaid. Waist down is on lockdown like she got fishy bits or something.
by Malongdiq February 8, 2014
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Merriweather

A beautiful,strong girl who isn't afraid of anything.Usually book smart but also likes to party,very wild and crazy.She loves attention, and most times gets it from everyone.She is not the prettiest on the outside but on the inside she is a diamond.She is one of the sweetest people you would ever meet, but she tends to focus on herself a little bit more than she should.She is a very good friend and would do anything for you. If you have her as a girlfriend, boy or girl you should hold on to her and love her. Because merriweathers don't come along very often.
Boy: who's that girl??

Girl: i don't know what her name is but she was so pretty and nice.She was doing shots over there.
Boy: probably a merriweather
by TSOTTPbee43 November 6, 2012
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MERL

Half man, half girl. Can drink as much as a college boy, but still has female sex appeal. The most notorious MERL, rumoured to be named 'Noor', attends the University of Colorado at Boulder and can be spotted at the bars on a daily basis on the prowl. Though there is no actual documentation of this MERL, many have claimed to have spotted her on several occasions. Use caution in the presence of a MERL.
"God I love being half man, half girl"
"MERL, you probably shouldn't say that in public anymore"

"MERL you are the coolest 'guy' in the house"
by cupcake16 April 28, 2009
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Meryl Streep

To act out an orgasm so well you have one because of it.
"Oh my God I Meryl Streeped the fuck out of myself last night!"
by fakeout April 2, 2009
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