Luke's d8ck 

Too small to see
I feel bad for his girlfriend bc it's so small, how does he frick her?

"have you seen Luke's d8ck? Yeah me neither, it's too small."

Luke's d8ck by Lukeisdead April 13, 2020

luke bowen 

he be lookin’ like a mf giraffe yet he’s had more girlfriends than the whole population of animals

luke bowen is a highlighter

luke bowen by my farts smell good April 19, 2020

Luke Hemmings 

Sex god. He's def the most perfect human being and his beard and his FUCKING CURLY HAIR they're just perfect.
A man who said "fuck off toxic masculinity and gender rules"
A legend.
Lead singer of the band 5 Seconds of Summer (5sos)
He has an adorable dog named Petunia and a beautiful girlfriend (Sierra Deaton)
Stan Luke Hemmings and his mom Liz.
Stream Calm.
Masturbate with his photos.

Damn have you listen to Teeth? Luke's vocals are just fucking hot
"Yes Luke Hemmings is a rock god"

Luke Hemmings by Nonsaprei April 24, 2020

Luke Hornby 

A fucking faggot ass cunt but who is sexy at the same time and I’m in fucking love with him

Luke Hornby is the hottest bitch ever-jj.

Luke Hornby by Lukehornbyy May 14, 2020

Luke Parker 

A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.

Everyone: Having a normal conversation.
Luke Parker: Opens the bank app on their phone.

Luke Parker by one of those asian kids May 27, 2020

Luke Moran

A big fat ugly bully who thinks he runs spenny cause his dad is rich, this man thinks he is better than everyone but really just bites kids toe nails, his dad will put his jumbo John sausage up your bum if you go in his house, he also loves kids bum, if you see a Luke Moran run

There’s a Luke Moran you best run

Luke Moran by Big dirty paki June 21, 2020

Luke Jesus 

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

Luke Jesus by thebsb July 26, 2020