Landmines 

A word used to describe thin ugly chicks.

Grenades = bigger ugly chick; Landmines = thinner ugly chick

-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino"

Landmines by Roc18 July 30, 2010

Landeta 

1. To break-up or dump someone 2. The act of giving someone the boot, in reference to former Eagles punter Sean Landeta.

Friend: So whatever happened between (insert name of whore here) and you?

You: Oh, I Landeta-ed her ass.

Landeta by Sean Landeta August 10, 2009

Landon 

A sweet guy who is charismatic, romantic and fiercely protective over what he cares for. Even though he doesn't open up to people that often, he isn't rude or abrasive in his mannerisms. A Landon has the cutest smile, a awesome taste in music, a 'douchebag' car, and blue-green-gray eyes. Any girl would be lucky to have a Landon of their own. Landons found have often been measured to be over 6' tall.

Person 1: I've finally caught a Landon of my own!
Person 2: Congrats... I wish I could find one too...

Landon by kakkmaddafakkah April 23, 2013

Landfill Tawny 

Landfill Tawny is a fictional Essex village populated by lowlifes. Only Essex people can come from Landfill Tawny. Any type of village misfit, scruff bag or dobber.

Look at that twat, looks like he comes from Landfill Tawny

Landfill Tawny by Harry S Monk January 4, 2009

Landan 

He is so insanely good-looking and usually has dark brown hair, he gets a lot of girls, Landan’s are meant for Annie’s

Landan is super hot

Landan by Jaycee poop poop October 29, 2020

Yo-landi vi$$er 

Yo-Landi Vi$$er is half of the Afrikaans rap/rave group Die Antwoord. (Pronounced De Antwoord) known for her unique style and voice.

Queen of the rats. Face of Zef. Artistic God.

Yo-Landi Vi$$er all up in the place.

Yo-landi vi$$er by NumbchuckBitch January 28, 2018

the White Lando

1. The act of putting your eyeballs on a girls nipples and squeezing the nipples with your eyesockets.

2. squeezing a girls boobs simulatneously with your eyeballs.

3. sex act named for the inventor or the act

I gave my girlfriend the white lando by squeezing her boobs with my eyesockets.

the White Lando by Landdo Jerusalem July 22, 2010