john milner

The only real cool character in the American Graffiti movie series, essentially the person who The Fonz was based on in the television series. While a bit player in the first movie he came into his own as a character in the second one. Milner was killed on New Years Eve when he was struck head on after a race in the second movie.
Milners "baby shit" yellow street rod in both movies is often duplicated by garage builders and often seen on cruise nights in Stockton.

Terry the Toad: "Hey Milner, there's some dude in a hot Chevy looking for ya"
John Milner: "Yeah, there's always someone looking for me."

by Fresno Pete March 4, 2007

attention john

A person who humors the attention whore by giving him or her exactly what he or she wants - attention. In essence, the attention john gives the attention whore business, much like a regular whore-john relationship.

Jeb: Poor Bobby had an asthma attack when the elevator became stuck.

Fran: It wasn't real. He faked it. He doesn't even have asthma!

Jeb: I won't listen to this! I'm going to go comfort Bobby and wait on him for the rest of the day!

Fran: You are such an attention john!

by Spivvy April 2, 2008

John Bardeen

John Bardeen was an amazing physicist who happens to aslo be the only person to win the nobel prize in physics twice. Many consider him to be the most influencial physicist for the invention of the transistor, which without we wouldn't have 99% of modern electronics.

John Bardeen died in 1991.

by Someone April 17, 2005

Big John

A hefty mofo with ginormous biceps that gets pud from all the ladies.

That guy is such a Big John, he got ass from ever girl in Texas last night.

by Pipi Longstockings April 30, 2008

John Shitcock

Signing your name on some ones back using, your penis as a pen and feces as ink.

After I was done bangin her ass I wrote my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs June 18, 2007

dirty john

the act of pissing in a condom either during or after having sex

My roommate John was so drunk that he pissed in the condom while his girlfriend was riding his cock, he pulled a dirty john on her

by AtroxStryker April 4, 2008

John Travolting

Something so fucking revolting that no other word-name will do.

Guy 1 - "Did you see that 2 girls 1 cup video?! That shit was is revolting it's......it's......"

Guy 2 - ".....John Travolting?"

Guy 1 - "....almost Guy 1, almost"

by Regan1982 January 9, 2008