jooklue

To give a false hint or clue (this is where the klue part comes from) during a game.

Person one: “Am I hot or cold”
Person two: “Your are very hot - like burning.”
Person one: “You better not jooklue me!”
Person two: “I would never!” *Winks*

by sleepovertriplets March 2, 2025

Joonges

Epische Begrüßung von Felix von der Laden aus 2013.

Yo meine lieben Joonges

by gürkmeister March 15, 2025

Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.

Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog

by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025

joosted

When you tell a friend to "just follow you" to a destination, but blow through every yellow and red light on the route.

"I tried to follow him to the grocery store, but he joosted me and I lost him."

by boogitybooooo March 30, 2025

Joob

A substance of semen where you ejaculate in a bottle, let it marinate for 2-3 days, and use it for different foods like toast or biscuits.

Hey Kevin, Pass the Joob bottle over here will you? I need to put some tang on this biscuit.

by YungWhiteTiger Boyyyy May 2, 2025

joozsexual

when ur attracted to any of the jooz members like
juzznoor
tuzznima
pruzzjot
ahuzzlam

s!mr@n s**a: i wanna come out
random person: as what gay?
s!mr@n s**a: nah as joozsexual
random person: oh me too! in the clurb we all fam

prahbjot: yo

by Aylam2trapy aka Jewish chinese May 14, 2025

Joonson

A chode that loves drinking and driving and he's one hell of a football coach.

1. I was so hard the last time I saw Joonson on the road.
2. I did a hot Joonson last weekend (Drinking and Driving)

by Joonson May 19, 2025