Jelly Pole

A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)
Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
by Rad!04ct!v3 December 09, 2013
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jellyed

Swinded, screwed over, cheated, lied to, stolen from
I got jellyed on that trade.
by Beerdeity February 10, 2016
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jelly wank

When ones penis is lubricated by a willing participant and masturbated to climax
Ayup lass fancy giving us a jelly wank?
by oldbailey June 15, 2017
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jelly screamer

1)A jelly screamer is when u put jelly on toast n u scream cuz u did the perfect amount
2)when U cum n she keeps sucking
Example 1)
*applies jelly to toast*
*screams in high pitched voice*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY TOAST
Example 2)
I was laying down and she gave me a jelly screamer
by Canucoconot June 28, 2015
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cactus jelly

Cactus jelly is what you call a thick stick and sometimes chunky nut.
Adams cum was some cactus jelly!!
by I like the thicc Bois April 30, 2019
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muhammad: ALLAH TOLD ME TO EAT Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly EVERY DAY
ALLAHU AKBAR DEATH BE TO FAGS
by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024
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The Jelly Meister

A Fat Twat Whos Named The Jelly Meister
“That Fat Twat Luca Is The Jelly Meister”
by VoidsHere_ November 03, 2023
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