ol' irish steamwhistle

a prankster yanks on your scrotum so hard your heart stops

Paddy almost died when Liam gave him the ol' irish steamwhistle.

by BigBuddha76 March 4, 2016

Irish Wristwatch

A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.

"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"

by 11Chicago March 7, 2025

irish twins

N AND Z are the irish twins with thicc eyebrows

you can see those eyebrowussys form a mile away

get your zandnussy now at irishtwins.ussy.com.ussyau

OMG IS THAT THE IRISH TWINS

N.G AND Z.G

DAMN I CAN SEE THEIR EYEBROWUSSIES (plural)
LORD HAVE MERCY

by gisele is not home yet June 21, 2022

Irish Egg Roll

When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .

This whiskey Dick is the worst ...Do you want to just give me an Irish Egg Roll?

by Tony Bananas November 21, 2020

Irish coffee

The socially acceptable version of a speedball

(Speedball: cocaine and heroin simultaneously)

That Irish coffee has me going

by Jack1012938 January 23, 2021

Irish Diesel

beer with whiskey and red bull

bro, let’s have some irish diesel, it will wake you up

by 7footlad May 3, 2024

The Irish Backdoor

The act of introducing Irish Whisky into the rectum & colon via the anus (Butt-Chugging)

“Do you wanna go back to my apartment and have an Irish Backdoor?”

“Do you guys know how to get to Ireland from here? Sure, take your pants off and I’ll give you The Irish Backdoor”

by FuccTheNiners March 8, 2020