Mayetta Mud Pie

Stomping a turd down the bath drain.

While soaking in the tub, James was unable to make it to the toilet and shit in himself. He had to perform the Mayetta Mud Pie to clean it up.

by Ol' Ball Coach July 31, 2023

foster mud mask

where a guy shits on a girls face, then rubs it in and lets it dry

woman: hay honey my pores are feelin a little dry.
man: do u want me 2 give a foster mud mask.

by yazpikle July 22, 2009

Frosted mud slide

Act of a man taking a shit on a womans chest then jizzing on top of the shit. The next step is to titty fuck the woman.

I just did something that is more disgusting than scat bukkake...I gave Jan a Frosted mud slide.

by Joc C January 5, 2010

Kentucky mud wrestling

When you’re in an orgy with a sibling

When you’re Kentucky mud wrestling your sister can be there, ya’ll just can’t look each other in the eye

by Turkish Cal June 1, 2023

Alabama Mud Dog

When 6 black are in a circle and one white guys in the middle and the black guys proceed to shit on the white guy and turn him black.

Hey last night me and the boys (gabe, jonah,DJ,orly,daniel,and nick) gave troche an alabama mud dog. He is so black you can't even see him in the light.

by the 6 putsmeowwwws January 31, 2023

Blowing mud

When your sitting on the jon and your bitch sucks off your dick for a $20 bag of cocaine

"I need my fix, give me a twenty." *Plop* "You know what you have to do bitch. Start BLOWING MUD HOE!"

by The Yetti May 16, 2006

marietta mud pie

"verb" when a female gives a male a hand job and uses the mud from the ohio river as lube.

Yo dawg i got a marietta mud pie last night and now.........i dont have aids anymore....its amazing.....theres some good chemicals in the river!

by nblecntybaby March 27, 2009