Irish backstop

A sexual position similar to a Dallas filet (aka anal reverse cowgirl), except that the woman sticks her arms out behind her and the man grasps her hands in his, with their fingers interlaced; this allows him to support and guide her movements, and signals intimacy. A recommended starter position for anal novices. Can also be performed by two men, by two women with a strap-on, or by a man and woman in reversed roles with the aid of a strap-on.

"OMG, I just walked in on Colleen doing the Irish backstop with Seamus!"

by The Olc-Glas December 31, 2018

irish pillowcase

The disposable paper that covers toilet seats.

I was so wasted last night that I woke up with an Irish pillowcase on my forehead this morning.

by TruChristian August 12, 2016

Irish SoulPatch

Bruising of the forward facing part of the chin, creating a large circular or oval black spot resembling a soulpatch. Usually from fights or random punching of the chin area.

I decided to sneak around my friend denis and give him an enormous nipple twister, simply because he had it coming to him, little did I know he would punch back resulting in me having an Irish soulpatch for the weekend.

by chacharron macharron October 1, 2009

Irish goal

In soccer or any other sport with a goal net, when a shot flies harmlessly over the goal. In Gaelic football, such a shot would be worth a point.

What a lovely Irish goal

by larryofthelemurs July 9, 2011

Irish Carb-Bomb

A giant baked potato.

Person 1: You look like you've gained 5 pounds.

Person 2: Yeah, I just did an Irish carb-bomb, my stomach feels like it's about to explode.

by biscotti666 April 4, 2011

Irish privilege

All of the special rights and advantages granted to a person by virtue of their not having been aborted as a fetus.

"Lads, we wouldn't be here drinking at this pub today if not for our Irish privilege."

by Space Mason June 14, 2018

Irish Alarm Clock

The sound someone makes when they overreact about nothing

Person 1: Hey did you hear that joke about the Irish Priest

Person 2: Hey quite down, you'll set that stupid bitches Irish Alarm Clock off

Stupid Bitch: WAAAAAAA! *indeciferable wailing*

Person 1&2: Oh shit.

by The Grunge Girl thats no bitch August 27, 2009