tee-her-off

sexual innuendo for people who play golf

I'd like to go golfing with her a.k.a. tee-her-off

by J1B May 19, 2011

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Get the tee-her-offmug.

Skew-her to go

When a Mexican girl is being penetrated by a horse and all of a sudden the stud gets startled. The poor Mexican has no choice but to reach up to the stirrups and hold on for dear life while the horse gallops into the sunset with a she is skewered on the end of his boner.

The rodeo took a turn for the worse when lupita became got skew-her to go. #truelove

by The bleached asshole July 3, 2014

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Get the Skew-her to gomug.

Put on Her Dash

A phrase used to describe an insanely hot person. Etymological history comes from the following exchange: If a person is incredibly good looking, they are "mind boggling". If the person is "mind boggling", then by seeing her your "head is boggled". If your "head is boggled", then you are essentially a "bobble head". If you are a "bobble head", the person of affection can then "put you on her dash" for decoration.

Person 1: Dude, did you see that girl?
Person 2: Yeah she was so hot!
Person 1: No doubt! She put me on her dash...

by Youthful_Wisdom June 16, 2005

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shot his/her/their wad

In a refreshing break from political correctness, this is found more and more in executive boardrooms to describe a party's presentation of his best offering, such as a lawyer giving his best argument or a company putting its final offer on the table.

With the obvious sexual reference as you see in other wad entries, it's especially funny to see two women execs talking about shooting their respective "wads."

Jeeves shot his/her/their wad with a demand for first-class travel to get to meetings on the Jasper deal.

by burnt sox December 30, 2006

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