ban hammer

The ban hammer is a power that website moderators have access to, that makes them feel as if they are dictators of the universe because they run a tiny little corner of the Internet, and that they wield like a club, to silence and intimidate any user who doesn't bow down to their fake Internet authority, or questions their decisions, which are always infallible, of course, because they are gods.

When the only conflict-resolution tool you have is a ban hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

by q359 July 25, 2023

Hammer Dad

Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.

Man, he's such a hammer dad!

by beebop photography June 10, 2022

Jamaican Hammer Swisher

The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV

I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher

by lilviny409 November 22, 2024

TI-84 Sledge hammer

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.

"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"

by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022

Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.

"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017

Hammer time

When you Start to fuck a Granny in the ass , And every half inch, your Dick has to act like a chisel. To get through some 3 week, old crusty dried turd

Yo brother lady night I hammer timed this Granny

by Nickle and Dime August 24, 2024

bullish engulfing hammer

A reversal so monumental that it marked the change in the markets and society.Hammer candles represent a day so good because it started out okay then got so bad it was horrendous and then reversed so hard the it was a major positive day. A bullish engulfing candle started out below yesterdays low and the overcame all of yesterday to go higher than yesterdays high. Now both at the same time. *

* Is it just me or is the title "Higher than Yesterdays High" a good motto

The bullish engulfing hammer candle made me serious money.

by Bullish Engulfing Hammer October 30, 2023