mitski gay

mitski gay is a term coined by me, the one and only mitski gay in the entire universe.
it’s basically a really sad pathetic gay nerd who spends all their time listening to class of 2013 and crying instead of getting shit done!

gay #1: dude i don’t think they’re into me...
gay #2: oh they totally are, they’re just a mitski gay so they’re too coward to ask you out

by user287928836526289 November 14, 2020

platinum gay

a gay man who has never even kissed a girl and was born by Caesarean Section, thereby never having had any contact with a vagina

He was a naturally-born Platinum gay.

by fishsauce December 9, 2013

Gay Porn

A pornography of 2 or more males having sex. It's like normal porn but with men.

Alex: Hey, stefan want to go watch some gay porn and masturbate together?
Stefan: Sure but, I am kinda horny want to have sex after that?
Alex: Sure, but I have to be on top.

by DingleDangleJinglesJangles March 27, 2019

Premium Gay

The '+' in LGBTQ+. In order to achieve Premium Gay, one must pay a subscription, or identify as AT LEAST every color of the rainbow, and four or more genders. Your sexual preference must also be Pansexual or Potsexual.

I met someone at a Biden Rally one time. They claimed to have a degree in Gender Studies, and that they were Pansexual. My response, "So, like... Premium Gay?".

by Sheo-Vile October 3, 2020

Brendan is Gay

Brendan is a big gay boy.

Brendan is gay and sometimes gets gayer.

by negative62_flop01 November 5, 2018

gay bar

An establishment which serves alcohol and has a primarily homosexual clientele.

After dinner, Steve and Joe went to the gay bar.

by woodychitwn November 9, 2004

Gay Wank

When a male masturbates while sticking an object (usually a finger) up his anus.

Dan; Why did you spend so long in the jacks, were you having a gay wank or something?

Matt; yes i was.

Dan; wait i didn't know you were gay!

Matt; I'm not, you don't have to be gay to enjoy a gay wank.

by johnny wanks-alot December 23, 2008