Closeted Gay

"Someone who hasn't outed their sexuality yet"

Al is probably a closeted gay.

by uwufuuuuj August 30, 2017

gay shower

when a gay orgy sprays cum everywhere

Wow! thats such a nice gay shower.

by cjsojdskosfn February 10, 2017

Gay Tuesday

The one day of the week where you can be gay without it being gay

Person 1: so you sleep with men on a Tuesday?
Person 2: yep,I absolutely give the boys a railing of a Tuesday

Person 1: But you wouldn't bang them on a Wednesday?

Person 2: EWW don't be disgusting I'm not gay
Person 1:but you bang them on a Tuesday
Person 2: Yeah, because it's gay Tuesday, like I really don't see what you're not getting here

by Benguin237 January 7, 2022

Gay Wednesday

A "guy on guy" weekly orgy that takes place in a small town at the mouth of the Great Egg Harbor River (and other mouths) where the men of said town get together and perform ritualistic gay sex acts on one another and return to their wives, girlfriends, and/or POF accounts as if nothing outside of hetero ever took place. Legend has it that Gay Wednesday is the horniest day of the week.

**Tuesday afternoon**
Lenape Indian: "What are you guys doing tonight?"

Frank: "I'm shopping for bigger gag-balls for Gay Wednesday tomorrow because my old ones got swallowed last week."

by DixieWreckedMLNJ September 13, 2016

mitski gay

mitski gay is a term coined by me, the one and only mitski gay in the entire universe.
it’s basically a really sad pathetic gay nerd who spends all their time listening to class of 2013 and crying instead of getting shit done!

gay #1: dude i don’t think they’re into me...
gay #2: oh they totally are, they’re just a mitski gay so they’re too coward to ask you out

by user287928836526289 November 14, 2020

platinum gay

a gay man who has never even kissed a girl and was born by Caesarean Section, thereby never having had any contact with a vagina

He was a naturally-born Platinum gay.

by fishsauce December 9, 2013

Gay Porn

A pornography of 2 or more males having sex. It's like normal porn but with men.

Alex: Hey, stefan want to go watch some gay porn and masturbate together?
Stefan: Sure but, I am kinda horny want to have sex after that?
Alex: Sure, but I have to be on top.

by DingleDangleJinglesJangles March 27, 2019