force one's lute

verb
1. To annoy, irritate or mildly upset someone, sometimes unintentionally; grind one's gears, tick one off, get on one's nerves, rustle one's jimmies, overcook one's pasta.

Derived from a misinterpretation of a phrase from "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle" by John Clayton.

2. (obsolete) To break a seal, and possibly, the object(s) it adheres to as a result. Usually in relation to chemistry equipment.

1. "It really forces my lute when fonts use the clearly inferior and much uglier double-story lowercase letter "A" (а) rather than the superior, easy-to-write, sleek and beautiful single-story lowercase "A" (ɑ). But what forces my lute even further is the fact that the eyesore of a symbol that is the double-story lowercase "A" has managed to slither its way into most modern typefaces, becoming the standard with, bafflingly, barely any public pushback. The first letter of our alphabet truly deserves better."

1. "I decided to take Gerald somewhere different for lunch. I think the buger-bungeps we were served were forcing his lute, and he was in a bad enough mood already."

1. "A light that bright and harsh could easily force one's lute as they're trying to sleep."

2. "...At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses."

by SirDarwin March 30, 2024

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Force

Bible doesn't say anything about using force, Jordan.

Hym "God told Moses to do something and Moses disobeyed. Has nothing to do with force. Stop trying to stretch the concept of force over the text. If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit, Jordan."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2024

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Florgenspickel

Fictional festival from one of absolutenutcase162's comics. It got cancelled by SpongeBob and those who celebrated it had to go back to mines.

"You can invide our land and take our pride, but you will never take away our Florgenspickel Festival!"
"FLORGENSPICKEL IS OVER, GET BACK TO THE MINES!!!"

by helloeverybodymynameis May 24, 2024

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Foger

A person, mostly women, who partakes in going from man to man and has many bodies and much interest from lots of men.

Wow, Ava Worst has been talking to me and my best friend at the same time, what a foger.

by anonymous December 13, 2024

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Force majeure

A French word which describes the bowel movements of lazy executive and corporate leaders.

As I walked into the bathroom I heard moans and groans to deep for words. It was the sound of the constipated president crapping away.

I asked, "Are you okay back there?". "Just a Force majeure", shouted the president. "We will be back to normal in a few days once the snow storm is past." Confused and bewildered, I reminded the president that it was the middle of summer. He didn't hear me though, he was too busy cramping away.

by X2bassplayer January 7, 2025

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