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fart categories 

Generally,all farts can be classified into seven basic categories:
1) a fizz
2) a fuzz
3) a fizzy fuzz
4) a fuzzy fizz
5) a rip-shit
6) a tear-ass
7) a poooooh
Usually any fart can be classified by one or more of the seven basic fart categories.
fart categories by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011
Related Words

Fart knocker 

A person who places their bare ass against a door and farts rather than knocking with their knuckles.
I came home and founds brown skids on my door thanks to that fart knocker.

Fart Blossom 

The traditional fart blossom comes from eating a particularly unhealthy meal complete with cheap beer. The effect is a devistating cloud that can be captured by farting onto the hand, capturing the greasy aroma, and then passed off to the victim by opening the hand like a gentle blossom and forcing it onto his or her nose.
My sister was being shitty so I dealt her a mighty Fart Blossom that just about ate her face.
Fart Blossom by ReTodd January 12, 2006

fart art 

When one farts and considers it to be art.
1: Farrrrrrrt!
2: Ew! What was that?
3: Well, it was just art.
fart art by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart pillow 

When, in an effort to be funny, you back up against someone and let it rip. The recipient has become your fart pillow. Another variation is fart cushion.
Ex-girlfriends make great fart pillows
fart pillow by bobby the douche February 12, 2005

Fart Combat

like a karate styled hand moevement, to blow of unwated odours.
"going into fart combat, when some trys to fart on you or around you"
Fart Combat by Rachel Mck July 13, 2006