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facebook manager

Having a spouse, friend or family member that updates your status on Facebook and replies,posts and/or comments on your account as if they were you, while you may be sick or injured.
(chick 1) "Its so great to see you, thanks again for staying up late and chatting via Facebook. Your tips in the bedroom really worked with my boyfriend!"

(chick 2) "Oh that wasn't me,my husband took over as my

Facebook Manager while I'm healing."
by riskebsns September 16, 2010
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Facebook tennis

Back-and-forth arguing via Facebook status, usually between two people who won't speak directly to one another. Can also be applied to Twitter.
Emily Wesson thinks that some boys just don't know when to quit.

Jack Smith thinks that some girls don't know when to shut the hell up.

David Morrison thinks that some people need to grow a pair and talk like adults instead of playing Facebook tennis.
by I'd Like a Mulligan October 7, 2010
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Facebook Proverb

Proverbs created by people on Facebook through status messages that finds its ways across the world.
i.e. "Nothing is going right today, so I'm going left"--Facebook Proverb
by [/|{The_Doctor}|\] January 18, 2011
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facebook bottom

When your in a college fraternatey and you recognize a girls ass because her ass has been taged in so many picutres.
Bro! Is that that girl Sue? Damn I recognize that ass from Tina's facebook! That's a facebook bottom to remember.
by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011
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Facebook

A place to openly complain about stuff no one actually cares about except for the person posting it.
Girl: "im so done with all this."

Everyone on facebook who is unfortunate enough to read it is thinking the same thing..who cares, and why do you think anyone does?
-Then the girl who posts is sitting there thinking..."omg why hasnt anyone liked my status or commented, does anyone care about me?:("

Answer: No, no one cares nor will ever care. Shut up.
by e188 February 27, 2011
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Facebook hours

While a regular hour has sixty minutes, a Facebook-hour is usually shorter; due to the unnecessary amount of time spent on Facebook when one should be doing other activities.

It can vary from fifty minutes, all the way down to just fifteen minutes left on an hour.
Mark: Why did it take you five hours to do your math homework yesterday?

Tim: It took two and a half, actually, but was on Facebook half the time

Mark: Oh, so five Facebook hours?

Tim: Yes
by Norway90 March 21, 2011
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Facebook Syndrom

When someone needs to know everything that is going on all the time.
me to him: I found it in the cabinet.
her to us: Found what in the cabinet?
me: don't worry about it (super tired. it's not important)
her: no tell me. I want to know!
me: ... you have facebook syndrome

me to her: hahahah yah so after that I-
him to us: haha, what are you guys talking about?
me: .... <- I say dots
by GroogFish April 27, 2011
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