Fake Bitorian 

A large breed canine descending from the northern most region of Malaysia often referred to as "The land of No-Argh".The Fake Bitorian is characterized by its large black nose, over sized floppy ears and gaseous discharge emitting from its rear end. The Fake Bitorian was aptly named in 1902 when French time share salesman Jerad Depardu was repeatedly fake bitten on the hand and lower extremities while enticing one of the golden creatures with a Kraft single.

I thought for sure the young child had been brutally maimed by a large dog. Luckily it was only a Fake Bitorian.

Fake Bitorian by Ferretboy June 12, 2011

fake sag 

The act of pulling ones underwear up above their waste to give the impression they are sagging, while actually they aren't.

person 1: Hey did you see Bill's fake sag today?

person 2: Yeah, his boxers were above his belly button.

fake sag by elrobbo247 September 13, 2011

fake rack ranch

See Lakewood Ranch Florida. ALL the MILFs have plastic tits and look like desperate housewives. All people in Lakewood ranch have drugs and money.

Yo dude I am heading to fake rack ranch.
Why Dude?
Its lawn mowing day and those cougars be wearin high heels and bikini tops. Those bitches got money.

fake rack ranch by bob12345677890 September 18, 2012

Facesh 

Phonetic abbreviation for the word facetious.

Typically coupled with the word "no" (i.e. "no facesh") as another way of saying "seriously" or "for serious".

Also pronounced and spelled "fasheesh" or "faceesh".

Another way of saying "seriously":

"Man, that dude was hella rude, NO FACESH."

To be half serious, leaning on mostly serious:

"You smell really really gross right now. You should put deodorant on. Obnoxious laughter. FACEESH! But really though."

When a joke isn't funny:

"That's so funny. FASHEESH."

Facesh by JallenAbubo November 14, 2012

FaceSlave 

A person who has developed a dependency on Facebook.

Emily is a FaceSlave. She spends every waking moment on Facebook telling everyone what she is doing, where she is or what handbag she has just bought.

FaceSlave by ghi07 July 20, 2012

Fake Obnoxious 

When someone you know is acting in a manner that is jokingly irritating.

"Jack was being so fake obnoxious when he said that he was going to cry after he was replaced at the cool kids table."

Fake Obnoxious by CB&ST November 9, 2013

Fades to Grey 

When things become less distinct. A blur.

When two people were once close but are no longer that way.
Everything in-between, slowly fades to grey.

Fades to Grey by curious rouge March 8, 2014