turban drunk

Refers to being ridiculously drunk. Word associated with the fact that one would do anything. For example a white person putting on a turban. Normally associated with non-muslims.

Did you fuck Wanda last night? I might have, I don't remember, I was turban drunk.

turban drunk by Don Ficles January 4, 2009

so drunk 

your current condition

im so drunk dude, i didnt have to drink that last shot!

so drunk by ddasdada December 27, 2011

I love drunk

the only response necessary when trying to justify drunken actions, most notably those that are the most embarrasing and those you do not remember.

random girl: Frank, why did you whip our your D in the middle of the party?

Myers: I love drunk

I love drunk by HumBabe March 6, 2005

pussy drunk 

Male decisionmaking impaired due to infatuation with female.

He quit coming to poker night because his girlfriend wanted to spend more time together. Man he's pussy drunk.

pussy drunk by T C Johnson January 17, 2008

Viking Drunk 

When you're so drunk you go into a viking like rage. Follows the stage of being Ninja Drunk.

"Ugh, I just got off the ship, after spending 24 hours being viking drunk"

"Did you see Rob last night? He was so viking drunk, he punched a bouncer!"

Viking Drunk by viking girl January 9, 2010

Chat-Drunk 

Chat-Drunk is when you chat so much, that when you chat you sometimes get out of control and type something stupid, idiotic or something you weren't suppose to type, just like when you are drunk.

After two hours of chatting...
Guy #1: Hey
Guy #2: Yes?
Guy #1: WOOOHOOO
Guy #2: WTH?
Guy #1: You are dumb
Guy #2: Are you chat-drunk?

Chat-Drunk by wafiywafer June 21, 2010

Pipe Drunk 

When you smoke so much meth that you become tired and sleepy. Its means your too too high so eat something to bring yourself back down a little. Then you'll feel 'amped' again.

'He fell asleep while hitting the P cause he was pipe drunk.'

'If you keep hitting it over and over again your gonna get pipe drunk.'

Pipe Drunk by Always Flying HIgh July 31, 2008