Chuck Norris Shot

The Chuck Norris is a shot composed of 1 part Bourbon and 1 part 151 with as much tabasco as you can handle. You then place a few more dashes of tabasco on your hand, lick it off and take the shot. This is the REAL Chuck Norris Shot, not to be confused with the fruity weak sauce drink they consume in North Dakota. That is a drink Chuck Norris would never be caught drinking. If you respect Chuck Norris, drink this and teach your local bar how to make a proper Chuck Norris.

Barkeep! Give me a REAL Chuck Norris Shot!

Chuck Norris Shot by Matthew Forcella February 2, 2009

Chuck Norris 

Before the universe was created Chuck Norris was already born. He befriended Space and Time. One day when they were playing, Chuck Norris accidentally roundhouse kicked Space and Time, thus resulting in what we now know as the Big Bang.

Chuck Norris told me not to make any examples of him or if I did he would roundhouse kick me in the face so hard it would destroy the universe he created.

Chuck Norris by Chuck Norris' Bitch July 20, 2009

chucked 

to blow off your friends, by telling ridiculous stories.

to break the plans that you have personlly made by not showing up.

not man enough to tell you personally that plans are not going through.

also: chuck, chuckin

I got chucked out of a ride to my bachellor party.

chucked by unknown January 24, 2005

chuckabee 

A celebrity political supporter, derived from Chuck Norris supporting 2008 presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee.

When Hillary Clinton was asked if she had any big celebrity supporters for her presidential campaign, she replied "Not that I am aware of, but I sure could use a few Chuckabees!"

chuckabee by John Cota December 11, 2007

Chucked 

Someone who is totally full of shit and has no clue about life.

Spencer: Adam is totally chucked...

Tito: Yeah dude, no one is more chucked than Adam!

Chucked by blank92 April 23, 2011

Sleepy-eyed Chuck Todd 

Originated when Donald Trump referred to Chuck Todd of MSNBC's Meet the Press as "Sleepy-eyed Chuck Todd." It refers to someone who needs a full 8 hours of sleep to function and is still tired during the day as well.

"Sleepy-eyed Chuck Todd, he's a sleeping son of a bitch!"

Sleepy-eyed Chuck Todd by PrimoVictoria95 May 11, 2018

irc chicks 

internet rubbing cock chicks

you nerds can only get cyber sex, w00t

irc chicks by yeah May 19, 2003