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camp christian

the best place on this whole entire earth. you meet so many new people from all over the state that become your best friends. this place is very dear to many hearts and you have the time of your life.
and its made famous by 12 green chairs.
you learn about god, but you meet and have fun with the friendships you created. you find who you are and god becomes a huge part of your life.

indescribable feeling that you get when your there.
been there since 1940
camp christian is the best place on the planet.
by shay11221 July 11, 2009
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lakeland christian school

A REALLY Christian school where all the kids are narbs
Woah broooo have u seen Lakeland Christian School's athletes?! they're soo fuckin zooted
by 8thgrder420 July 31, 2016
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strathcona christian academy

chrisrian

school

gay

ass

vape
faggot

shitty ass school
strathcona christian academy- a gay ass christian school where everyone is supposed to "show love" but really they just find a way to get into the church to vape. they walk the halls changed "jesus loves you". But one specific teacher mr.camponi makes it all worse by kicking every kid he has out of his class. sca is where all the rich, privleged white kids go. SCA is a shitty ass school and everone leaves by grade 9 other that the fort christian kids.
by oh my lanta not again November 17, 2018
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Ocala Christian Academy

Ocala Christian Academy is a Baptist school in literally the middle of Florida, it's a small school with the population of 300 students. Though it's a "Christian" school, that doesn't stop the student from smoking weed in the parking lot and vaping in the bathrooms. There's a no touch policy that no one follows because it's a stupid rule. Even though they constantly talk about homosexuality being a sin, most of the girls are gay. If you walk into the bathroom you wouldn't be surprised if there was orgy with all the 8th grade girls. If anything this school leads people into being gay because of how stupid their rules are.

When you walk into the hall the first thing you would see is some pedo teacher flirting with all the middle school girls.

If you ever get sent here, you're probably gay or your parents just hate you, all the gay students don't make up for all the mullet-having, boot wearing white boys who constantly say slurs.
Never send your kid here, they will hate you, and might brutality murder you in your sleep, it's worse enough that you make them live in Ocala.
Also I can't help but mention how this school mentally affects people, in full honestly the church is probably a cult. Anywho, most kids that end up here graduate from the school or just kts. There's nothing in-between.
Some random: "What's Ocala Christian Academy?"
Me: "exactly"
by Hearts4daviddd October 17, 2022
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Christadel

Someone generally cool and chill. Tends to lose your iPod.
Christadel lost my iPod.

Again?
by Extreme Zebras November 22, 2011
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CHRISTAN SERVER

A Christan server is something you don't wanna swear on
Mark sweared on my CHRISTAN SERVER so I fucking killed him
by SpicyBigDaddy May 11, 2018
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jailhouse christain

one that is heavy into god and religion only while in jail / prison but not when free on the streets.
that muthafu*** a jailhouse christain, he ain't like that on the streets! Shit he gonna get out next week and go straight to North Highlands to get high.
by catdick from da 95660 April 25, 2010
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