Christan

The most Awesome guy you will ever meet. Christans are hilarious, sexy, brilliant, very intelligent, and sweeter than honey. The literal meaning is 'More awesome than Neil Patrick Harris driving a Bat mobile'

Wow, that guy is amazing, is his name Christan?

by ofcourse:P42 April 24, 2010

Christan

pronunciation:\chris - 'ten\

function: noun and/or verb

etymology: fem. from the word christ. godlike

A female that is practically unicorn like. Strap on a horn and bask in her presence. She is majestic and archaic. She rules for life. Men and women will fall in a sexual spell in her company. Don't be surprised if you wake up in a corn field covered in Tiffany diamonds, neatly shaved after a moon lit night with Christan.

Christaned (verb): to wake up after a night of what you thought was normal love making to be completely taken back as to what the fuck happened.

by truthispeak000ooo000 February 4, 2010

Christan

A christian is usually a quiet guy whos really generous person. When you get to lnow home hell be the sweetest funniest person you know.Everyone loves christan...

Hey theres christan ima go amd say hi

by Alison delarentes October 25, 2018

Christan

Christan Wagner is cancerous kid and he Gave me cancer

Chirstian is cancerous, he gave me cancer today.

Christan gave me cancer today

by Christan Wagner May 17, 2018

Christan

Ugly pharmaceutical meth head who falls through windows. She brushes her teeth with cat shit and looks like a boy DONT FUCK WITH CHRISTAN!! STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS

christan stanks

by Pussydominator2000 July 25, 2019

Christan

^^^^ LISTEN TO THE AUDIO

HE threw so hard his name must be CHRISTAN

by KITTINHO February 9, 2021

Christan

He’s a gay black guy ,he doesn’t do drugs

He pulls females failing in school a good friend on the edge of acting gay and a HO3
OH YEA HES RACIST

Hey that’s Christan

Oh that gay boy

by Petunia petrina November 21, 2021