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Captain America

After you have had sex doggy style with your partner you pull out, cum in your hand, do Captain America's side flip and upon landing throw your sperm into your partners face. After this yell Justice as you take a proud super hero pose which is not to be interrupted due to the partners reaction.
G: yo what'd you do last night?
D: went to my girls house and pulled a Captain America on her.
by Dprice91 September 27, 2017
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Captain America

Captain America is a Marvel superhero and one of the first Avengers. His best buds are Bucky Barns aka The Winter Soldier and Sam Wilson aka Falcon.
"If I could only choose one superhero, I would choose Captain America cuz he is awsomeee"
by JarmoTheIdiot May 15, 2018
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Captain Jacked

When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.
Dude Bob totally Captain Jacked that stipper last night
by Hotdog Pimpin November 8, 2018
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Captain Cock Stroker

Person that strives to become someone’s favorite by constantly talking up said party
Rick-“Oh, have you seen the new Certainteed Shingles?! They’re the best thing since sliced bread!!”

Kenny-“Look at Rick over there being a Captain Cock Stroker “
by Sadistic _Ahole September 12, 2019
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CAPTAIN DUCK

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020
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captainlevisleftasscheek

captainlevisleftasscheek is definitely the hottest person in the universe. captainlevisleftasscheek also has elite humor and makes everybody laugh. in conclusion, captainlevisleftasscheek is a god. that is true and also a fact. #ratio 🥶
some people might think that captainlevisleftasscheek is boring. i find them to be a very interesting individual with a great personality.
by mars 👉😈👈 June 24, 2021
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captainlevisleftasscheek

captainlevisleftasscheek is 100% the hottest and coolest person ever. captainlevisleftasscheek is so funny and makes everyone laugh with their superior humor. this is true and also a fact. captainlevisleftasscheek is the best.
some may find captainlevisleftasscheek boring, but i think theyre the best person to ever exist
by mars 👉😈👈 June 24, 2021
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