Carpeyolo

Carpeyolo means carpeyolo. This is a saying used by many celebrities

Fan:I love *celebrity*
Celebrity:Carpeyolo

by SokSokSop February 27, 2023

Carpenter's delight

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.

"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"

by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023

Carpenter Bees

The ducking worst thing ever. they're really loud and whenever i go outside, they just fucking harass me. They buzz really loud and just fly around me and they never stop.

Timmy: Hey John! Wanna go outside?
John: NO! DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL GET HARASSED BY THE BEES
Timmy: What bees?
John: The Carpenter bees

by Margarine_Human April 15, 2023

Carpe Carp Carp

When an individual appears at a date looking much more attractive than they had portrayed in their profile. This is an extremely rare occurrence, but a much joyous one.

Oh my god, that man carpe carp carped me!

by Elonsifier May 15, 2023

Caretakerbody

Defined A stocky powerful, normally ethnic, though some Southern white women also fit the bill; body able to move and manipulate the largest/most robust of bodies to the most fragile/frail of forms with ease. Characteristics: oddly muscular yet undefined arms; maybe one or two stomach rolls, yet still powerful core, soft, cushy, sympathetic bosom; "tell it like it is", but compassionate speech; and absolutely sculpted cankles.

Defined cute,has like caretakerbody but she keeps her hair nice, she can cook, she's loyal, she knows how to dress, and she knows a girl's place, that's wife material. You better quit playing around before somebody else grabs her.

by Ilovechubbygirls@1 July 6, 2023

Carpe Nates

"Seize the Bottom" or alternatively seize the buttocks!

My girlfriend has such a nice bum, what should I do?
"Carpe Nates"

by PV Person August 22, 2023

Carpe Hear'em

Ever had tickets to see a band and ended up not going? Ever wish you would have / could have witnessed the greatness of an emerging talent?

Carpe Hear'em is the marching order to get up off your ass and get out there to hear the great live music all around us. Make a sweet musical memory.

"Dude, they start in 45 minutes...let's go! Carpe Hear'em!"

by ElCommissioner December 14, 2023