drippy vag beard

(n) - when the inside of a vagina is pulled to the outside, and the pubic hair still covers them.

John: That girl I hooked up with last night was disgusting.
Greg: bluewaffle status?
John: No, more like drippy vag beard.
Greg: You lucked out then.

by awsnapcrackleandpop May 4, 2011

la-z-beard

Named afer the popular brand of recliners, the la-z-beard is the unintentional beard grown when a man is too lazy to shave.

Jim: What's up with that beard dude, you going hipster?

Mike: Nah it's just a la-z-beard, my woman threw out my last razor last week and I've been too lazy to go to the store to buy a new one.

by GEGuru June 6, 2011

Santa Beard

When you skeet in a guy's beard.

It was Christmas Eve, so I thought it would be fitting to give this guy a Santa Beard.

by Dave Winks December 6, 2004

Layoff Beard

Not shaving after being given termination of work notice. Play off of Playoff Beard

Now that I don't have to worry about work, I'll focus on growing the layoff beard

by Autzens12thman December 28, 2008

Cat With a Beard

A beverage offered at nightclubs and/or bars at late hours of humid, summer nights. Primarily consists of alcohol. Other ingredients may include, but are not limited to, cranberry juice, honey, oats, ginseng, melted chocolate, arugula, mango juice, and other aphrodisiacs. A "Cat With a Beard" will very often catalyze sexual desires.

So the other night, Em was chillin' at Da Pound and ordered up some of dat Cat With a Beard. Got her so tanked, she up'n lay wit err' man at da club. It was ballin'.

by Leslie Anne Levine January 11, 2009

Oh yeah, beard.

An expression to use when someone says something unbelievable.

Saying this is like saying,
"oh yeah, and i've got a beard."
so the point is destroyed if you actually do have a beard.

My dad won the lottery.
Oh yeah, beard.

by Bequzo October 21, 2010

Beard

A usually bushy growth of hair on the face of normally (but not always) a man. The effect that is created by the beard, although probably not desired, is that their face looks like a vagina.

"OH MY GOD THERE'S A VAGINA ON THAT GUY'S FACE.. Oh wait, it's just a beard"

by msul005 March 13, 2009