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Fe-Bag

A fe-bag occurs when someone passes out from excessive drinking and or smoking and a girl pull hers pants down and squats over the face of the victim and places her beef curtains on the nose and/or forehead of the individual in similar fashion the classic T-bag!
Nick: "dude what the hell happened last night, i blacked out and woke up with my face smelly like dirty cooch"

Bret and Jordan: "dog...you got fe-bagged when you passed out."
by tricknasty69 September 10, 2010
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shit in a hand bag

"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.
"Shit in a hand bag! I've lost my keys again!!! Shit in a hand bag!"
by Haroldhrmph June 25, 2014
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old bag

A haggard, perpetually grumpy, good for nothing elderly woman.
Gertrude: "So Frank, did you hear about Walt's little doctor's visit? Seems the rectal examination made him a little bit squeamish. Let me tell you..."
Walt: "For Christ's sake! Shut up, you old bag, and grab me a cold one!"
by Nick D August 19, 2004
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High School Douche-Bag

A singular person or group of people who wear Northface and Air Jordans, NIKE Socks and Sandals (or similar pair of popular footwear) Constantly uses old internet jokes (Ex. Come At Me Bro, The Game ect.) and "That's What She Said". They claim to be popular by working out, act rude to everybody except other douche-bags or the girl they are trying to impress, play nothing but Angry Birds, Modern Warfare 3 and the newest version of the most popular sports game and claim to be a gamer. Has a need to stand in the middle of the hallway. They usually are pretentious, obnoxious and typically have no interesting personality.

NOTE: You can still do these things and be a good, clever and interesting person. (But just not many people who do these things are.)
High School Douche-Bag: *Walks into class late while everyone is reading and accidentally trip on someone's backpack*

"Come at me bro!"

*Then sits and plays with phone all class period while talking loudly to friends*

Me: *Whispers to friend*

High School Douche-Bag: *Looks at me and says:* "You guys, I'm trying to read here so can you be quiet"

*Goes back to talking about the football game to friends*
by SegaGenocideCD June 2, 2012
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cunt bag

Shithead, vicious, evil person that represents a manifestation of all that is wrong with the world... The ultimate worst insult that you can use to describe your friends...
by Not so super DJ Gennady April 27, 2003
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Duffle Bag Boy

Refering to an individual whom sells and distributes products, most commonly drugs, with the transaction taking place through the use of a brown paper bag. Money is exchanged with the product within the bag and given back to the individual making the sale.
Playa's Circle ft. Lil Wayne in the song "Duffle Bag Boy" Wayne says the line, "If I dont do nuthin Imma ball, Im countin all day like the clock on the wall; So, goin get cha money lil Duffle Bag Boy, so, goin get cha money lil Duffle Bag Boy!"
Wayne is telling the dealers to go ahead a make that money.
by Javaughn G. November 10, 2007
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daddy bag

The testicles. A place that holds semen.
I took a rock and hit my mom's boyfriend in his daddy bag
by dwayne May 13, 2004
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