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Naval Battle

When two males jerk off in a pool and take turns shooting their loads on each other.
It was 98 degrees out today, so me and Austin went to the pool and had a naval battle.
by Johnny UCF August 31, 2010
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Groundhog battle

Ground hogging is where a held in poop emerges in and out of your ass. A ground hog battle is the act of sticking two asses together and groundhogging. Hence where the poops are shoving eachother back and forth. The winner is is the one groundhogs the hardest and gets his/her feces in the opponents anus along with the defeated groundhog.

See also Groundhogging
things got outta hand, a groundhog battle broke out
by Municat April 12, 2011
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daniel batten

Someone who gets touched on the penis by his father
by Hhjj June 30, 2014
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Waffle Batter

The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.
"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"
by Xterra June 27, 2016
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Rap battle

Unlike an argument, a battle designed to be comical, racy, and being savage to one another until someone can’t come up with nothing.
Aaron: What is a rap battle?

Me: A game that some think it is similar to an argument, but is completely different. A rap battle is mainly comical, racy and one is supposed to commit savagery to win whereas an argument is losing when retaliating.
by Girls ❤️ shafts October 5, 2019
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The Battle of Breckenridge

The Battle of Breckenridge took place October 17th 2019. Brecken Spaghetti was jealous of all of the other Breckens. She decided that she wanted to take over the capital of Breckens, located in Breckenridge Colorado. The battle was quite a short one. Brecken Spaghetti slayed all other Breckens in a matter of minutes, granting her the position of Ruler of all Breckens.
“Why are all the Breckens dead?”
“Because Brecken Spaghetti started a battle, The Battle of Breckenridge, and slayed them all to be the one and only Brecken”
by Amcj_411 October 16, 2019
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Rape Battle

A game in which two people try to rape each other at the same time. Whoever has more clothes taken off at the end of the game loses.
Jessica: Yo I heard David and Mario had a rape battle last night!!

Carly: OMG I wish I was there!!
by sIRMAI January 17, 2020
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