Cap Attack

Typing or texting a message to someone, without realizing that the caps lock is on, and sending the message to the person in all CAPITALS

Also typing in all capitals to emphasize or "yell" over telecommunications.

"HEY WHATS GOING ON?"
'whoaa'
"whoops, sorry, cap attack"

or
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! :@"
'Kay relax. No need to cap attack me.'

by StayGreen22 May 15, 2010

Tism attack

Short form for autism

OR

A mental disorder, except you have every single possible disability all at once in a short 5-10 minute spam, where you're constantly trying to roll yourself in a wheelchair while beating your chest with your meat in hand, and completely making weird noises with your mouth.

YIPPEEE

"whats he doing right now?"
"he saw a half naked yippe creature in the wild, roaming around with cigarette in mouth with its meat in hand and waving it-"

"WHAT THE F- *TISM ATTACK*"

by Young tiler November 20, 2023

fart attack

When you're so gassy that you're farting nonstop and you have to constantly run away from the crime scene. The smell is usually very potent and you are gonna want to move it once you let the gas rip. You don't want to be blamed for a fart attack, it doesn't make for good social encounters in the future. So, beware.

Did you hear about that girl who had a fart attack yesterday? You could hear and smell her farts from across the hall. She didn't even try to hide her explosive gas. Disgusting.

by Marietta Finch September 08, 2017

slipper attack

The worst form of torture and the most powerful weapon of all time disguised as simple footwear with its following weapon: dad's belt

A:Hey have you seen C
B:yeah he died of slipper attack
A:poor guy

by panfruit October 11, 2021

attack the day

To make the day your bitch. That may include drinking heavily, doing thing out of one’s comfort zone, and blacking out.

I am going to wake up and attack the day!

by let’s get personal April 11, 2023

Frosty Sack Attack

When you put your hand in the freezer and cup someone’s balls

I was with my girl last night and she gave me that frosty sack attack

by Wendy’sRep September 20, 2020

Ron Attack

A girl, usually a girlfriend, who goes by the name Bee that miss her nigga who partial name is Ron.

When Ron left for work Bee had a Ron Attack.

by bee4real March 31, 2022