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Self-actualized asshole 

When a guy knows and realizes he's an asshole and doesn't owe anyone an apology for being himself, he's a self-actualized asshole.
Guy 1-The feminist thinks you should apologize to her for something you said or did.
Guy 2-She's the kind of girl that thinks the world owes her an apology and a hug because she was born a female, she may move on past the bullshit attitude she has used to control the males in her life, or she might keep it and still get no apology it doesn't matter to me which option she chooses. I'm a self-actualized asshole, I know.

first-class asshole 

The affectionate nickname for Urban Dictionary volunteers. Any single one Urban Dictionary volunteer who rejected any of my definitions that were actually good is especially deserving of being called a first class asshole.
I have had it with every motherfucking first-class asshole on Urban Dictionary rejecting my motherfucking definitions!

kick you a new asshole 

kicking somebodies ass so bad that get a new one
(it is a expression)
"you Phil last night i was killing you in madden"

shut up before i kick you a new asshole

Tear a new asshole 

To display a level of awesomeness that eliminates all competition. To make someone, usually an audience, feel as if they have been torn a new anus by your amazing display of skill.
To Tear a new asshole:

After a flute concert:
Mother, I tore them a new asshole!
Tear a new asshole by John Bent November 19, 2007
after reading several definitions on this site i can conclude that the definiction of this word is: the majority of people who submit definitions to this web site
that guy that wrote the definition of the word united states as that of a freedom loving people is a real asshole
Asshole by liberty lover October 6, 2003
A great drinking game.
Play in Asshole is organized into tricks, much like Hearts or Bridge.

The Asshole (the person to place last in the previous round, see below) shuffles and deals the cards. All the cards are dealt, until none are left, in clockwise rotation.

The player on the dealer's left begins by leading any card, or set of matching cards, though in some house rules the player with a certain card always leads. The player to their left may then play an equal number of matching cards with a higher face value, or may pass. Note that you must play the same number of cards as the lead. If the leader starts with one card, only one card may be played on top of it; if they lead with a pair, only pairs may be played on top of it, and so on. The next player may do the same, and so on. This continues until all players pass. The last person to play cards leads the next trick.

General rules:
A two (2) card is "clear", meaning all played cards are removed, and the person playing the 2 starts again4
If there are 2 or 3 of a card on the table (in a row), and a player has the rest to "complete the set" of all four cards, that can be done, regardless of whose turn it is currently. The cards are cleared, and the player who "completed the set" gets to go again, as if he or she laid a "clear" in the previous round.
If a player passes, he or she must drink.
When players pass, this does not limit them in any way from playing later, even during the same trick.
When a player matches the rank of the previously played card, the next player's turn is skipped. A skipped player must drink.
If a player reaches his or her last card, he or she must immediately yell "last card". If someone points out that they didn't say it, or if someone else reaches their own last card, and yells it first, then, the player who forgot to yell is automatically the asshole for the next round.
asshole by Wakamusha January 2, 2009