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dirt hermit

A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).
Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!
by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016
mugGet the dirt hermitmug.

Dirt Nut

A commonly known dirty person with the qualities off the male ball sack ..
Chick1: She just licked my face and I enjoyed it!
Chick2: Eww you dirt nut!
by Clitorusondra September 11, 2009
mugGet the Dirt Nutmug.

dirt bike money

When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.
Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!

Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.

Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?

Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021
mugGet the dirt bike moneymug.
Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.
I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.
by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025
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dirt bridge

To have a bowel movement of the solid variety.
Aaron: I can’t talk right now, building a dirt bridge.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.
by Verakk December 17, 2019
mugGet the dirt bridgemug.

Dirt neck

The useless and often lazy idiots on a construction site who don't have the sense to build or do a skilled trade so they just run machinery like skid steers or excavators.
These dirt necks don't know how to dig to grade, now our concrete will be poured to the wrong elevation!
by Rattlesnakejake June 6, 2023
mugGet the Dirt neckmug.

dirt boulder

I had a baked dirt boulders for dinner.
by Qqjnyy April 20, 2021
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