Post Nut Jitters

The moment when a man looks back at what he just nutted to and is so disgusted in himself it sends shocks down his back.

Bro yesterday I got the post nut jitters bad after nutting to shrek.

by BIGHAIRYLARY August 22, 2019

Post Kiyoko Depression

Post Kiyoko Depression (PKD) is experienced when you can't stop crying after having met or seen Hayley Kiyoko. Side effects may include crying, distancing yourself from others, and/or replying with "I MISS YOU BABY 😭" at everything she tweets.

Ashlyn: OMFG MY POST KIYOKO DEPRESSION IS STILL NOT GONE AND IT'S BEEN A MONTH.
Norma: SAMEEEE I MISS HER HUGS, I MISS HER CUTE VOICE, I MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT HER 😭

by kiyokoscenes August 11, 2018

post-masturbation realisation

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.

Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.

by kansas54 August 6, 2017

post coma boner

The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.

It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.

by Rutta11 June 22, 2016

Post nut shisha

After you have nutted in/on someone or from watching porn and you go to a shisha lounge for a smoke and relax. The feeling is the best.

John: Dude, yesterday I nutted in my date then got in the car and drove to have post nut shisha. That smoke was perfect.
Brian: I need to try that when I cum next, I love shisha

by ItsameaMari0 December 7, 2021

Post-Holiday Hangover

A feeling of depression or overall melancholy when the Holiday season has passed, having to go back to work and/or school is a major factor in Post-Holiday hangover symptoms.

John: "Hey, do you know where Phil's at?"

Susan: "Ah, he told me he was calling in sick today. post-holiday hangover got the best of him, I suppose."

by venom5517 January 3, 2011

perpetual posting machine

Someone that answers their own post in an endless loop babble filled post

Dennis went full perpetual posting machine when he was questioned about being a real Wizard

by ShillBilly March 18, 2021