two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017

Dabbing on a turkey

When one person performs oral favors to a man of advanced age.

Emily loves her sugar daddy. She's dabbing on a turkey every night.

by would you kindly November 24, 2017

snake in a turtleneck sweater

“Snake in a turtleneck sweater” refers to the penis of a person who has not been circumcised.

Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.

“I love English men and their snake in a turtleneck sweater.”

by Aantazy January 2, 2018

Bust a U-Turn

When you nut in her on accident, so you immediatley pull out and hit that yeet.

I wasnt wearing a condom so it was time to bust a U-turn and get the fuck outta there.

by 6th hour geometry May 3, 2018

not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.

"Not today you turd, lol."

by That_one_weabo May 24, 2018

not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.

"You know what, not today turd!"

by That_one_weabo May 27, 2018

tracy broke turkey

Lowest point of your life when you prepared to suck dick cause the only thing you can afford is cum.. Cause you getting it free

Homie I'm at the Tracy broke turkey of my life.
Don't try and Tracy broke turkey your way out of this.

by Psycho god June 7, 2018